Picking on Dad
Quinn on Monday morning; after his first haircut Sunday
"It's too early in the morning for that camera, Mom."
"OK, now I'm awake!"
"Dad, you didn't pick up my socks last night!"
"Dad, what's your laptop doing here?"
"Dad, you left some trash under this chair!"
"OK, where's my juice?"
"I'm not kidding here."
"C'mon, hand it over already!"
"OK, that's better."